THE DAILY DIVERSION

UGGGH!!! NO DREAMS OR SONGS!!!

Again! I even went out of my way to eat something spicy last night. Usually that ensure the rampant progressions of my cerebral cortex. However, nothing! Nada! El Zilcho!

Oh well! Such is life I guess. I'll just have to dig a little deeper into my bag of tricks. No, I'm not pulling out my "hooker" story, yet. It's a last resort only, and I'm not that desperate yet. No matter how much Beed may want to hear it!

I kind of jumped the gun yesterday on my list of "Miracles of Modern Stupidity". I ran down cubicles pretty good, and I apologize. As I was heading out to lunch, I stopped and turned around and looked into my cube. This is what I saw at first:

Yeah, it doesn't look like much, but it's a lot better than the picture I actually posted yesterday. I have had a job that actually had cubes that small. Man, it sucked!

(Okay I'm getting really pissed at our network right now! I can only type three words and it pops up a proxy password screen. Do you know how long it takes to type this out when you can only type three words at a time? DAMMIT! Got to shut down and start again! "Save as Draft" time!)

Okay, back to the story...

So, I look just a little to the right of my desk and I see this...

Then I say to myself... "Self, how can you possibly complain. Look at that view. Look at the beautiful blue sky! What's there to dislike about that?"

So, I shut the door on my complaining about cubicles. I think I was just in a crappy mood because of the jackass that sits next to me and his incessant shouting at his speakerphone. Maybe I should've spent more time complaining about that?

I got bored yesterday so I cleaned out my overhead cabinet. It was full of stuff from a project I had worked on back in September, but had never cleaned out. Needless to say, 90% of the paper went to the shredder and only a small portion was kept for records. I guess if I wouldn't print out the same freakin' pages 15,000 times, then I wouldn't have that problem, would I?

After I completed that monumental task I got on the internet. Actually I started looking through my bookmarks to see if they needed cleaning up too. Man, I was just "Holly Homebody" yesterday, with all of the cleaning stuff!!

I stumbled across a site that I bookmarked a long time ago and browsed through it. Here it is. This site has some of the craziest pictures I've ever seen on it. Some stuff is just parodies, but some are actual pictures. I'll leave you with a few samples (some of my favorites, that are clean enough to post) ...