THE DAILY DIVERSION

Yeah, I'll go ahead and translate that for you...

THANK GOD (or GOODNESS, whichever you prefer) IT'S DOUCHE-BAG FREE FRIDAY!

Man, it's been a pretty good day! I woke up in a good mood with some shenanigans on my mind! You do know that Friday's are meant for Shenanigans, right? Well, there may be some more in store before this day is over.

My beautiful wife and I are going to a Christmas Party tonight, complete with "Dirty Santa" gifts. I love the whole idea of "Dirty Santa". As I get older I'd prefer to only receive "Dirty Santa" gifts. That way I know I'd be getting something either A) really good or B) really trashy. Either way I'm a winner!

We had our office Christmas party today also. I ended up getting to eat a couple of Corky's pulled pork BBQ sammiches! Yum! Yum! For my Tum Tum!! Adrianne will be hating me later on though, because I went for seconds on the baked beans. Yes, unfortunately, I love to torture her occasionally!

Now, on to the important stuff...

Some folks on Hilltopper Haven (and sometimes my wife too) believe that I don't get anything done at work, no matter how many times I tell them how "efficient" I am. Well, in between some shenanigans, 2 Corky's BBQ sammiches, getting to see Sportscenter in it's entirety (by viewing it in four separate sittings), and singing a few Christmas tunes I was able to get nearly half of my entire work done for the week. Yes, I completed 40% of my total workload for the week today. Take notes people, because this is how it's done!

Well, actually I just cruised through a bunch of things that I had already made notes on last week while I was in Chattanooga, but I still completed them and got them turned in. That's how I get down!

Alright, I'm gonna bounce! It's almost quittin' time and I gotta get my game face on for tonight!

Have a great weekend and GO TOPPERS! BEAT THE VOLS!