THE DAILY DIVERSION

I'm not really sure why some things pop into my head, but they do. Just a few minutes ago was another prime example. I had the most inane, and, quite frankly, disgusting thought to date.

"What happens if an astronaut, in space, has to drop a deuce (take the kids to the pool, talk to a guy about a snake, poop, etc)?"

Really, I don't know why I would want to know this, but I was thinking that it could really get messy, with the whole "lack of gravity" thing. Am I wrong?

Man, I really need to concentrate on my work!

By the way, for some reason I've been arguing over on Hilltopper Haven a lot recently. I'm not sure why, but I apologize to anyone that's been caught in the wake of wake of my wrath! On the flip side, I haven't been arguing with my wife very much lately, so it's an equal trade off that I'm sure she's happy about!