THE DAILY DIVERSION

I know I call myself an idiot way too often, but, sometimes, it's just true. I have two proofs to back up my initial though, and they came this weekend.

#1: Exactly like I said in my post on Friday (which I was using to remind myself), I forgot to pack underwear. Needless to say, it was slightly warm in Owensboro this weekend, and there was definitely something needed to "soak up" the sweat from those special places. Luckily for me I have a loving wife that understands my shortcomings and that will go out of her way to go buy me some "backups".

#2: I still have some of the suntan I had when we went to Mexico on our honeymoon. Not all of it, mind you, but still a pretty good tan. Well, having a "pretty good tan" does not keep you from getting a nasty sunburn. I proved this so well on Saturday. However, I did look around the house for some sunblock, because I knew I'd need it on my shoulders and face. I couldn't find it however. I was "Home Alone" for most of Saturday, but without the hands on my cheeks and screaming. Also, there were no thieves trying to jack Adrianne's parent's goodies. I looked in the normal places, and even tried to call Adrianne to find out (which she didn't answer), but had no luck. So, I braved it without sunblock. I tried to do it relatively smart, by staying out in the sun for a little while, then getting out and sitting in the shade for a while, then repeating the process. Yeah, didn't work!

Do you realize how uncomfortable it is to put a long sleeved dress shirt on over badly sunburned shoulders and then walk out into 100 degree heat? No? Well, I'm telling you that it sucks. Maybe I'll stop being a dumbass sometime soon?

On another front... I had a dream last night where I returned to my old job in Owensboro. I had all of my knowledge from my current job, but it didn't help me too much, because I couldn't scale it down for the clientele up there. There were lots of familiar faces in the dream from that job too. They were all the people that I thought would've been at the wedding but didn't show up. Coincidence? I think not. I was discussing this with Justin over the weekend, that I didn't realize the people that weren't there until well after the event, and it was kind of sad (to me).

Oh well! They missed out on some crazy breakdancing!